Supermarket Joker

Even WOP is getting in on the latest 'Avengers' hype....Whilst venturing into a local supermarket recently, we noticed that some clever joker decided to do a bit of word play with the products! Thor.....Thaw.....De-Icer.....gedditt?
Very good sir! Worthy of inclusion on WOP we feel!

Things That Look Vaguely Like A Fish No.1

It's amazing how random objects found on a pavement whilst waiting for a bus can look like fish.....

Unusual Finds: A Window Of Heads

The WOP roving eye has been on patrol lately and has spotted this rather bizarre sight in Salisbury. A window of heads....why not! We thought it was quite Wop- worthy......

More finds in Deal!

It seems that the shopkeepers in Deal, Kent are keeping up their commitments to all things poot-worthy.... Just what are these dinosaurs up to on this packaging design for childrens' hankerchiefs?????

Random Objects: #9 - Cardog

Meanwhile...

in a parallel universe...

Get them mices! (Random Objects: #8)

They say that you're never more than 10 feet away from a rat.
But what about mice?

Anyway...

Could this be the world's largest mouse trap?

More to the point...

If this is indeed a real trap - just how big are the mice?!

And what if they're waiting round the corner,
ready to pounce and steal your Haribo?!

Those crafty vermin.

More Wee Willie Winkies! (Random Objects: #7)

Well I never - it would appear that the Wee Willy Winkies I cornered in Scotland recently (here) have followed me all the way down to my local Asda!

Spotted them today, the cheeky winkies!

Random Objects: #6 - Wee Willie Winkie's

Greetings, pooters!

This post comes in the wake of my very long one-day adventure up in Scotland yesterday, where I happened upon this delightful find in a local convenience store. Made me chuckle, so it did.

I actually have nothing more to add (probably due to exhaustion) - but surely these little fellas speak for themselves anyway!

Mmm... sausages...

More Things You Find! (Random Objects: #5)

Once again on an autumnal walk in the country today, I've found amongst the nature another strange growth in a field. Someone has planted a 'Wheat Crunchies' seed and is now thriving! I wander if our 'farmer' planned the flavour of the crisps, or left it to nature?

The Things You Find! (this could possibly evolve into a children's book at a later date).

Random Objects: #4 - Dead Meat

Funny what you find at the end of the garden, isn't it?

This poor critter appears to be feeling a little deflated, a mere
trace of its former self:


But just what do we have here? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, clearly not.
I'm not an expert, and I have not yet performed an autopsy,
but I'm guessing this is an ex-puddy tat.

Closer inspection may lead our keen roadkill enthusiasts to confirm this status:


Poor old Tiddles! Still, it's what he would have wanted.


(Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the gathering
of our research; this one was already a gonner!)

The Things You Find! (Random Objects: #3)

Okay, so this morning I went on a ramble in the countryside (it's okay Neville, I remembered to pack my anorak), and as well as seeing some lovely nature, it was this that really caught my eye!

In the middle of a field, obviously planted by some music fan as a CD seed, now grows a CD plant. Worth it? Possibly....

Perhaps when I return to the site - if I so wish - it might have cultivated into a DVD rack or possibly an entire volume of Bob Dylan discs.....

It's a real pity that this disc wasn't playable. I'd like to have known what 'foo' was.....

Random Objects: #2 - A Case Of Crabs

Funny what you come across on a walk down by the water... I happened to be strolling along a jetty, when what should catch my eye but a fishing net and a plastic container:

So I looked a little closer:

And would you believe it - a case of crabs!

OK, so not technically a 'case'.
Now you're just being picky - work with me here!

Random Objects: #1 - Pot o' Pens & Pencils

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VITAL STATISTICS:

Location: Hotel conference room, Leeds, UK
Colours: Black, silver, white, blue, orange, green, red
Average pen length: 5 inches (inc. lid)
Average pencil length: 6 1/2 inches
Receptical dimensions (approx): 3 1/2 x 2 x 2 inches
Uses: Writing, drawing, doodling, ear wax removal
Incidentals: Hat stand features in background
Pootability Rating: 3