Artbear Special: Cooking!

This week, our furry artist/ time traveller is embracing his culinary skills and brings us some tasty recipes involving a pinch of anger and half a pound of rage....

Green Simon II

Yes- the Two Simon's return for another show for children! Somehow they managed to convince the WOP producers to give them another chance after the somewhat unpredictable events in their first outing, so here they are...with more cookery tips for younger* viewers!

*Please note: this is not really suitable viewing for children!

Green Simon

Here we go folks - another couple of new characters for you! This time, we have the two Simons in this special programme for children - Green Simon! That said - it's best not to let any little ones watch this as it does go a little dark here and there.....
For the rest of you - enjoy and welcome to the world....the green world of.....Green Simon!

WOP Shop - Xmas Early-Bird Exclusive!

With Christmas just around the proverbial black-ice blind corner, you may well be thinking "just what do I get that 'special' someone this year?"

Sure, you could follow the crowd in search of the usual swathe of gift ideas - an ironing board, his-and-hers matching paper clips, a badger press - but where's the fun in that?!

(Ok, so a badger press is always good for a laugh!)

No, what you want is something colourful. Something memorable. Something... well... 'special'.

What you want is...

The all-new WOP International
Self-combusting Oven Glove

• Have you ever felt hot-headed? Well now you can feel hot-handed, too!
• Dazzle your friends and family (as you run, screaming, through the house)!
• Available in an exciting range of flame-complimentary colours!
• A great conversation breaker - fun for all the family!
  

And as if all those great qualities weren't enough,
how's this for a further incentive:

Buy now and we'll even throw in free house insurance!!!

So what are you waiting for? Don't delay - order today!


*Another product of questionable quality*
*Available exclusively only from World Of Poot Shop*
*Christmas is a while off yet*

Barry's Book Corner

This month, our intrepid book boffin - Barry Bitumen - is out to entertain... and impress!

Having commandeered the South Wing pantry here at World Of Poot HQ, he has been rummaging deeply through his arsenal of cookery books... and can now happily recommend "Finger Food" - one of many editions in the Austrailian Women's Weekly series of no-frills, easy-cook, cook books. Should you wish to follow in Barry's culinary footsteps, this volume can be found - where else but?! - in the oven:


Clearly, this one speaks for itself. However, Barry did ask that readers also admire his collection of freshly-picked cucumbers, adding "Get a load of these beauties! They'll be perfect for my 'cucumber rounds with herbed cream cheese'... that's on page 77!"


Wise words indeed, Barry. We wish you the best of luck with your endeavours and look forward to your glowing recommendation next month.