As many of you will know, WOP International - our product sales and marketing devision - warmly invites our corporate clients to stop overnight when on business in the area. To this end, we are pleased - nay, ecstatic! - to announce the superb new £40,000 renovation of our executive suites.
many no corners in order to bring you these latest improvements.
But enough chitty-chatty. No doubt you are dying to find out just what we've been up to 'behind the scenes'! Well wait no longer, friends, because we are proud to unveil the exciting new transformations with this online exclusive!
Whether you simply wish to sit
back and enjoy our hand-picked,
thought-provoking artwork:
... Or listen to your favourite broadcasts
on these state-of-the-art Grundig Sonoclock 220
alarm clock/radio units:
Maybe the television is more your thing?
You can now benefit from a choice of 3
-
yes 3! - exciting channels:
Quietly read by atmospheric lighting...
... Or get prepared and create the perfect
crease in tomorrow's trousers, with the
Bentley Type CH 535 wall-mounted press:
Are you a traditionalist? No problem!
With a complimentary iron in every
room, all tastes are accounted for:
You'll want to make use of our luxurious
bathroom facilities.
From (splash-proof?) Linolite Relax-Lite
illumination, complete with
electric shaver point:
To the glorious Triton T80
power
shower unit with
hot and cold water:
Super-Glide quick-adjust rail
fitted as standard, naturally:
And don't forget the Quick-Squit
rapid soap dispenser!
We've even provided some abstract art
for you to enjoy whilst getting those
nooks and crannies clean!
Round off the perfect evening of pampering
with the Northmace 800 industrial hair dryer...
... And a stiff drink in one of our
almost-matching 'his and hers' plastic beakers:
- The WOP Hotel -
Come back!
Soon.
