The Two Daves III: Xtra

Here's a few of the little bits and pieces that didn't make the final cut!

Knork - tastic!!!

The Two Daves III: WOP SHOP!

They're back!! The ageing rockers return to our screens for this special - they've been given the job to present the all new WOP Shopping Channel.....

Look out for a cameo appearance by another WOP regular.... ;)

So for all your tat needs and exclusive deals - watch on!!!

Christmas WOP: WOP SHOP TOP TAT!

As everyone braces themselves for the run up to Christmas and especially the shopping, we here at the WOP SHOP have put together some amazing deals for those looking for that 'special' gift for someone.

We think we've outdone ourselves this season! Just look at these terrific offers!!!!!

Cat No: 345ty Hi Fi Recordagram. Only £999, includes a plug and a copy of 'Babbington Sings Bawdy Songs' to get you up and running!

Cat No: 4ft677g. Video Cassette - o -gram. This state of the art machine simply fits under your television set (jack and hoists not supplied). Comes with a video of 'Nev's Workout Wonders'. Only £899.

Latest Additions To WOP Catalogue...

Do you want a kagool like our Nev's? Well now you can! We've only got 50.000 of these cracking coats in our warehouse, so order yours today! Now available in Pixie,S,M,L,XL, XXL.XXXL and Good Lord.

Why not get one for a loved one? If you don't have any loved ones, then this is the perfect jacket for you....


So do it. Do it today.

WOP Shop - Xmas Early-Bird Exclusive!

With Christmas just around the proverbial black-ice blind corner, you may well be thinking "just what do I get that 'special' someone this year?"

Sure, you could follow the crowd in search of the usual swathe of gift ideas - an ironing board, his-and-hers matching paper clips, a badger press - but where's the fun in that?!

(Ok, so a badger press is always good for a laugh!)

No, what you want is something colourful. Something memorable. Something... well... 'special'.

What you want is...

The all-new WOP International
Self-combusting Oven Glove

• Have you ever felt hot-headed? Well now you can feel hot-handed, too!
• Dazzle your friends and family (as you run, screaming, through the house)!
• Available in an exciting range of flame-complimentary colours!
• A great conversation breaker - fun for all the family!
  

And as if all those great qualities weren't enough,
how's this for a further incentive:

Buy now and we'll even throw in free house insurance!!!

So what are you waiting for? Don't delay - order today!


*Another product of questionable quality*
*Available exclusively only from World Of Poot Shop*
*Christmas is a while off yet*