Clarks Premium Gear Kit

One for those 'in the know' ...


Clarks Premium Gear Kit

Featuring:

# Teflon gear innerwires (Teflon coated)

# XTR type housing for reduced friction

# Sealed system, water and dirt resistant

# Alloy ferrules, anti-corrosion


Ahhh how we miss him... ;)

Halloween Humphrey

He lives in the basement. Behind the collection of old clothes and magazines that time forgot.

A tattered and torn piece of rolled-up, disintegrating carpet passes for a pillow; only the movement of the mice running over his weary old bones gives him any sense of warmth.

Welcome to Humphrey's world.

At night, you can hear him cry himself to sleep, his agonising, torturous wails resounding throughout the neighbourhood sewer system, as he laments his sad and lonely existance.

He longs for companionship, listening out for the only sounds with which he can identify.

No friends. No lovers. No deodorant.

But all this pales into insignificance when you witness his terrible affliction.

Watch if you dare...

Happy Halloween, Pooters!

Welcome To World Of Poot Dating!!

World Of Poot Dating

''You can really meet 'em!''

Here are this month's selection of hapless singletons looking for love.

Edna, 36, From Shepwick.

''I like food and plenty of it, so my prospective partner will have to wine and dine me every 20 minutes. Non smokers please''.

Trevor, 28 From Plootford.

''I'm a real life action man, and have a highly dangerous job working in sewerage production. So I like to live on the edge and pop to the pictures once a month, mad I know!''

Frabov, 30 From Stips.

''I am a refugee from Nikkersoff and need a woman with her own place to house my fifteen kids'.

Neville, 34 From Stains.

''I would like to meet a female of the species, with her own teeth for fun days out. She has to have a body on her, snarf snarf!''

That's it for this time - remember if you don't like what you see in this month's edition, come again next month for more of the same!