WOP News Is Back!

Well, you can't keep a good nerd down. Neville is back again to bring us the latest news and headlines, to a fashion.

Plagued by the same technical problems, and errors, Nev clearly is getting annoyed at the incompetence. Ah, but where would WOP be without it? Like all WOP videos with Nev, bloopers are an integral ingredient......

So toast a pillow - this is the neeeeeewwwws!!!!

Neville's Bat-Blooper!

As reported in WOP News earlier this week:
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Forever under the misguieded belief that it is a good thing to make a 'striking and dramatic' entrance to public events, our star of the recent 'Bat Nev' blockbuster - Neville Cheestring - somehow managed to convince the owners of the original 1989 Bat Man car to let him drive their machine to the recent Pride of Britain awards.

He neglected to tell them that he only has a provisional licence... and that being for use only with agricultural machinery. More alarming, perhaps, is that at no point did the owners think to check Neville's credentials. Oh, the humanity!

Having taken the second-to-last corner of his approach at a stealthy 11 miles per hour, Nev proceeded to career straight across the following corner, up the facing pavement (making a brief visit to a flower boarder containing a range of hardy perennials), before travelling backwards for 15 metres - at which point he came to rest in an uncannily tidy fashion on the red carpet.

When asked by reporters for his immediate thoughts, Neville said simply "Well... It's not not like my beloved Massey Ferguson, that's for sure. Not in the slightest! Just before the corner, I had a bit of bother getting to grips with the knob thingy - I can always find my knob thingy in the Massey".

Poor old Nev - he really doesn't help himself, does he?!

WOP News - Fame Update

A quick update from the WOP News Room... Our little slice of madness is gathering pace!

Hey, we've even had some genuine comments... from actual real people... you know, with legs and things!

Even after just 40-summat posts, we are now well and truely lodged within the deepest, darkest recesses of the Google listings - actually within the first couple of pages:

But what we are especially proud of is the fact that even the listing itself is... well... random in its makeup. Marvellous!

WOP News and Weather

Welcome to WOP News: "Today's news - live as it happened, possibly today." Your host for this edition - Neville Cheestring.

Take it away, Nev...

And now, today's weather... which looked like this: