Artbear Special: Cooking!

This week, our furry artist/ time traveller is embracing his culinary skills and brings us some tasty recipes involving a pinch of anger and half a pound of rage....

Green Simon II

Yes- the Two Simon's return for another show for children! Somehow they managed to convince the WOP producers to give them another chance after the somewhat unpredictable events in their first outing, so here they are...with more cookery tips for younger* viewers!

*Please note: this is not really suitable viewing for children!

Farmhouse Kitchen With Chlamydia Smith

WOP has seen some interesting new characters lately (much to Nev's anxiety) - and here we introduce the latest! This is our new culinary expert from The Cotswold village of Swelling On The Wold, Chlamydia Smith.

She shares her knowledge of food, travelling, life and her workforce of men from the village.....


This episode: Australian Fruit Salad


Recipe
You will need:

Some kind of bowl
1 banana
2 oranges
(both chilled)
Fresh double cream
Lots of lager

Prepare to broaden your culinary minds.....!