Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts
Showing posts with label technology. Show all posts

Monday, June 29, 2009

The morning after the pootage before


Well, Pooters... how are your heads feeling today, following
the weekend's Birthday celebrations?

Mine is still where it should be - which is something - but as you can imagine, some of the team did not come out the other end quite so well! Still, we all had a good time - and that really is all that matters!

If you are anything like our Kevin Ketley, your first priority upon waking this morning would have been to reach for the medicine cabinet. But what greeted you when you got there?
Bare shelves? Used cotton wool buds? Half-empty
tubes of petroleum jelly?

I thought so.

You may well have thought to yourself... "Them kids is up t' summat".
And you'd be right.

DON'T PANIC!!!

We saw this coming!

Which is why we set our boffins to work... oooh... literally 'some'
time ago, to help dig you out of the foolish mess we knew you'd land yourselves in.

And so, WOP International proudly presents...


Didn't see that coming, did ya, kid?!


Sunday, June 28, 2009

Flossie's Instructions


Honestly, I don't know what those chaps at WOP International
are playing at - they must have the Birthday bug in them or summink!

(nasty condition, that)

They now tell me that due to overwhelming demand for the 'Flossie' MW Radio in the last couple of hours or so, they have now issued - get this - the original instruction diagram, means that owners will be able to personalise their Flossie to really make her 'sing'!

Here's a sneak preview; be sure to click the pic to get a closer look at those exciting instructions!




All-new 'Everyday Electronics' catalogue out now!


News just in from those chaps at WOP International...
The all-new 'Everyday Electronics' catalogue is out now!

If you liked the sound of the Flossie MW Radio and
the WOP RS-80 microcomputer (and frankly, why wouldn't you),
then you won't be disappointed with the other gems
to be found in our full range of tech tat!

(click to big-up)


These exclusive catalogues are free of course -
we couldn't charge for that sort of thing. Could we?

To get your copy, simply send a first class stamp,
attached to a £12.73 cheque made out to WOP International,
and we'll dispatch it just as soon as our lunch break is over. Probably.


WOP International commemorative tat


Well yes, then - here we are... WOP is 1 year old!
And to think they said it couldn't/shouldn't be done!

As part of our Birthday weekend celebrations, those lovely
chaps over at WOP International have released some commemorative
merchandise especially for our devoted fans of tat.

Available from the Visitor Centre shop are such
technological delights as:


Give them the welcome they deserve!...


WOP Int. - Connecting people
(when reliability allows)...



This just might be music to your ears!...


When style and entertainment combine -
get personal with Flossie!...



And of course, from the ever-expanding
range of Cheestring brand...

(click to view larger)



Thursday, October 2, 2008

WOP Hotel - further exciting development!


Back in July, we brought you news of our deluxe refit at the WOP Hotel. Well, it is fair to say that following the news, we were litterally 'asked' whether this area of development was due for further regeneration. At the time, we had to keep things all very 'hush-hush'.


But that was then... this is now! And so it is with great pride, excitement, and the distinct aroma of flatulence filling the corridoors, that I can announce the latest fantastic news - We're still at it!

Don't ask us how we do it - just know that we do!

Here, for your visual delectation, is just a small vignette of some of the latest wonderful features that our guests can expect to find in their superb rooms...


Spacious and elegant, the minimalist
approach - by popular demand!


With only the finest decor...


... including fine art...


... the year-round
'Winter Wonderland' look...


... and nature on your doorstep (and walls)!


After a long day, you'll really appreciate
the creature comforts, such as...

the Beko Fastext colour television/wardrobe
combi unit...


... and central heating.



Did we mention the Royal Gala #4137
'Crisp And Sweet' telephonic device?!
(includes wires)...


... which you can use at leisure whilst enjoying
a fine cup of English tea, prepared in your very own
Relaxation Zone:


We'll even supply extra electricity!:


Having safely stored away your belonings...


you'll be jumping at the chance to
try your bathroom facilities!
All rooms now come with
bespoke en-suites,


featuring:

The finest porcelain basins...


Stylish detailing such as grooming mirror,
complete with matching receptacle
and air conditioning unit...


... toilet paper dispenser...


... and walk-in shower room



And finally, rest assured that your stay
will be a safe and secure one, thanks to our
strict EU-compliant health & safety measures,
such as...

Restraintech support devices


... easy-wipe surfaces


... Fire Action instruction sheet


... and Guest Emergency
Survival Manual



- The WOP Hotel -
Come back!
Soon.

Monday, July 21, 2008

The WOP Hotel - Deluxe Refit Now Complete!


As many of you will know, WOP International - our product sales and marketing devision - warmly invites our corporate clients to stop overnight when on business in the area. To this end, we are pleased - nay, ecstatic! - to announce the superb new £40
,000 renovation of our executive suites.

We have searched high and low (mainly low, actually), scouring car-boot sales and thrift shops for the kind of quality items we know out guests deserve - and expect! From the choicest fine art pieces to the latest electronic entertainment devices, we've cut many no corners in order to bring you these latest improvements.

But enough chitty-chatty. No doubt you are dying to find out just what we've been up to 'behind the scenes'! Well wait no longer, friends, because we are proud to unveil the exciting new transformations with this online exclusive!


Whether you simply wish to sit
back and enjoy our hand-picked,
thought-provoking artwork:




... Or listen to your favourite broadcasts
on these state-of-the-art Grundig Sonoclock 220
alarm clock/radio units:


Maybe the television is more your thing?
You can now benefit from a choice of 3
- yes 3! - exciting channels:


Quietly read by atmospheric lighting...


... Or get prepared and create the perfect
crease in tomorrow's trousers, with the
Bentley Type CH 535 wall-mounted press:


Are you a traditionalist? No problem!
With a complimentary iron in every
room, all tastes are accounted for:


You'll want to make use of our luxurious
bathroom facilities.
From (splash-proof?) Linolite Relax-Lite
illumination, complete with
electric shaver point:


To the glorious Triton T80 power
shower unit with hot and cold water:



Super-Glide quick-adjust rail
fitted as standard, naturally:


And don't forget the Quick-Squit
rapid soap dispenser!


We've even provided some abstract art
for you to enjoy whilst getting those
nooks and crannies clean!


Round off the perfect evening of pampering
with the Northmace 800 industrial hair dryer...


... And a stiff drink in one of our
almost-matching 'his and hers' plastic beakers:



- The WOP Hotel -
Come back!
Soon.