Into The Waterways - With Neville Cheestring

Something of an exclusive for you today, Pooters - the film Neville didn't want you to see!

Yes, that's right. Thanks to an onslaught of chinese burns to his left wrist, we managed to get hold of the unseen "Into The Waterways" episode - filmed on New Years Eve day last year. As you will see, not even Nev can keep the momentum going all of the time.

So sit back, kick off your deck shoes and, once it's buffered up, enjoy...

Into The Waterways - With Neville Cheestring

Into The Past - With Neville Cheestring

Such was the overwhelming interest following the trailer for Neville's latest production at the end of last week, that the chaps at WOP Productions actully went ahead and pulled the footage off the cutting room floor to put the final thing together!

Understandably, Nev is delighted about this, because it means he gets paid. Not in money, you understand - that would only encourage him. No, he prefers gift vouchers - much more forgiving, and oh so very practical.

Bigger, longer, fuller - but with the usual level of production values - this one runs to 13 minutes an 12 seconds... So for complete satisfaction, please ensure you let Nev buffer right up before you hit the play button!

As an added bonus, the production team have also released some of the official stills for your viewing pleasure - take a look at them below the film itself.

As an aside, we'd like to put out an official request for ideas here... Any "Into The..." situations in which you'd like to see Nev strutting his wonderful, hapless stuff - no matter how absurd or perilous - just let us know. Of course, we can't promise to get through all of them, but we'll certainly see what we can do...

Oh, and be sure to watch out for the next exciting adventure, where our man takes a stroll along the shoreline...

Enjoy!

"What a wonderful, awe-inspiring erection"

"It makes you think, doesn't it?
Makes you really have a good think"

"You can see these wonderful turrets here...
Touch it. I invite you to touch it"

"You just have to admire this fantastic building...
the work that's gone into her"

"You're looking a history here, real history"

"You just wonder what was in there"

"There's a mysterious spirit that roams beneath the walls"

"History - you can smell it!"

Nev's latest production - trailer

A belated Happy New Year to you, dear Pooters! We trust you had a suitably random holiday season? We certainly did. Well, you have to keep up appearances, don't you?!

2009, eh? Ah, takes me back to '82. But that's another matter.

As for this one, what a year it's going to be! Here at WOP HQ, we've already got ahead of ourselves, making the most the Christmas and New Year break. With appearances from the likes of Neville, Kevin Ketley, and That Bloke With The Camera (not heard of him? Patience, grasshopper - all will be revealed in good time), things are already looking good!

So, to kick off 2009, World Of Poot Productions brings you the following trailer for Nev's latest mini-film - "Into The Past" - where he's all-consumed by history! And what a belter the film is, too; with the support of his new company, Cheestring Multimedia, things are going from strength to strength for our hapless anti-hero - just check out his new kagool! Very swish.

So grab your bobble hat and Thermos, sit back, and enjoy this little teaser...

Bat Poot - original artwork

Following the recent success of action blockbusters The Black Knight and Bat-Nev, much has been made about the relative merits of the chosen cast members. Clearly, it was important that the actors be at the top of their game... but everyone needs inspiration.

We are proud to announce that, for the princely sum of £3.72 and a bunch of 'Computers For Schools' vouchers, World Of Poot has successfully obtained one of the original sketches on which the lead character was based.

This is truely art, my friends - by any definition. Enjoy!

Film Corner With Barry Pokevest...

Bat-Nev 12a

With Barry Pokevest

Ah yes, it's Barry here! I've been asked to do a review of this summer's blockbuster 'Bat-Nev'. And boy what a film this was..if you haven't seen it yet at your local cinema, then I assume you just don't want to.

This film has put the 'Bat' into 'battering ram' which is what the film does to your senses from the first moment our hero gets into the new vamped up Batmobile.

The new Batmobile

It's a case of Holy Something or another in this extravaganza. I've been told not to give too much of the plot away, so this will be relatively spoiler free.....

Bat-Nev/ Bruce Wang, played by Neville Cheestring is called in by Commissioner Bennett to investigate a string of robberies in Temple Meads. The only clues - a mysterious riddle, a joke and a penguin bar.

Neville Cheesetring plays the caped hero of Temple Meads

Leading the double life as a millionaire train spotter, Wang has to dig deep into the criminal underworld to seek out who's responsible whilst fighting off love interest from the delecatable Ethel Spriggett.

There is a scene where Bat-Nev jumps onto a subway train and somehow collects the number, before breaking into the train and kicking The Joker senseless.

Oops, shouldn't have told you that.

The jaw dropping finale set in space was a huge gamble, but it paid off, and you'd never see that one coming! Again, perhaps I should have not mentioned that bit.

I'd best go before I ruin it for all.

Barry's Verdict: A dark, brooding action film, with rolling stock. 9/10

Batman Logo: Warner Bros Pictures, Batman created by Bob Kane.

The Joker...possibly

Unless you're living under a rock, or in Kidderminster - you'll no doubt be aware that the latest Batman film 'The Dark Knight' will be out at the cinemas at the end of this week. Already there are rumours to whom could play The Joker if his role was reprised later in the series.

Normally, our Neville would be the first to step up to the challenge, but he's been so overworked lately and is already playing the rear part of Bambi in 'Bambi Legacy'- the new live action film out later in the year.

So, as a good second choice - how about Babbington? He loves a joke and has been known to wear purple from time to time.

So this is how our very own Babbington may look as the Clown Of Evil!

Holy Poot!

Pompoms In Space: #001 - Nige thinks he's a robot

Somewhere out there, on a planet far, far away...

Nige is having a crisis of identity.

Welcome to Pompoms In Space.

Double O Neville...

Our tank top wearing friend has broken into movies! Here is the intro to his much awaited spy adventure 'A Golden Hammer Never Dies Tomorrow'.