Monday, June 30, 2008
Poor Neville, he was very nervous this morning as he had an appointment to see the dentist. As you can see now though, he's more than happy with his new gnashers and loves to show them off.
You have to admire the bridgework and the dentist has done a grand job resizing them so they fit in naturally with the contours of his mouth.
Nice One Nev'!
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Hello. Is it me you're looking for?
Well actually, Lionel, no it isn't. But since you're here, I must just say that's a fine piece of facial topiary you're sporting there.
Ah yes, let us rejoice in the grandeur that is all things face-and-hair. From beards to 'tashes, extended hair lines to downright dodgy mini-growths, there is something truely... what's the word.. er, hairy?... no, 'distinct', about those who choose to support the sprigs.
Here at WOP, we are not unaccustomed to the odd beard or three (that's what happens when you have 3 chins, so I'm told - isn't that right, Mitch?). Accordingly, we'd like to pledge our support in our own humble little way... with a brand new weekly competition - "The Famous Fur."
All you have to do is drop us your guess in the comments section (click on comments at the end of the post) and at the end of the week we'll reveal the man (or woman!) with the famous follicles, along with the name of the first person to guess correctly. There are no prizes on offer here - plenty more sites out there for that sort of thing - but if you have a mag, a blog, a myspace page, a non-commercial website (you get the idea...), jot that down with your guess and we'll give it a plug when we do the big reveal!
So, a nice easy one to kick things off... Our valiant subject this week:
All guesses in by midnight on Sunday 6th July '08. Ta.
By the by, if you know of any good facial furniture websites, please let us know! In the mean time, you might like to have a gander at these gems which we've stumbled upon: The National Beard Registry, Beards And Baldies, Beard Revue. Surely, hours of fun for all the family!
Time for another introduction... this time, it's the turn of Mister Fish - that's him in the picture.
A curious creature, he can most often be found cavorting with the mermaids down at his local watering hole - The Slippery Eel. Nobody is quite sure of his origins; some say he was born out of a freak pancake-tossing episode, others believe he curiously metamorphosed out of a banana skin at the side of the A303 to Taunton.
And before you ask - no, we don't have the answer either.
Beneath the cutesy orange piscian facade lies a dark, dark secret - Mister Fish is not actually a fish at all. Well, he is. But for the sake of this little ramble, he isn't (just go with us on this one!). Stare deep into his eyes and you just might catch a glimpse of what lies beneath. But what is this terrifying creature, you ask?
Mister Fish is... a bumpkin. In disguise, obviously. But that's no excuse. Those who have ever encountered a true bumpkin on their home turf will know just how terrifying a creature they are - with those teeth, those eyes, that pitchfork.
So be warned: if ever you should encounter Mister Fish down some dark watery alley one Friday night, just about 11:22pm, next to the Co-Op... say hello, be polite, just be careful not to upset him. You wouldn't want to end up sleeping with the fishes.
(Mister Fish is partial to a nice aaaaaple).
Saturday, June 28, 2008
Look no further for your shopping needs! Here at W.O.P. International* we can supply almost anything from rubber teapots to elastic headgear.
Oh yes, we have all angles covered, and that's for sure!
But don't let my empty promises put you off - watch the promo vid now!
*Not an actual company for pity's sake. We're having a laugh...
I feel it's high time to get the ball rolling and introduce our Stereotype Italian gangster mobster type person - Tony Two-Tone. Wise guy eh?
Apologies for the poor quality throughout - but this is something regular visitors of this blog will have to climatise themselves to. Poor, yes. Funny? You decide, capeesh....
Credits: Yakkety Sax 'Theme Tune to The Benny Hill Show.' Written by Boots Randolph.
Welcome to WOP News: "Today's news - live as it happened, possibly today." Your host for this edition - Neville Cheestring.
Take it away, Nev...
And now, today's weather... which looked like this:
Friday, June 27, 2008
Welcome to a brand new blog site thingy for the terminally daft, created by likewise. It's all in very early stages, but stay tuned for all kinds of nuttiness and frappilitude!
We hope to create a very unique experience......