Green Simon

Here we go folks - another couple of new characters for you! This time, we have the two Simons in this special programme for children - Green Simon! That said - it's best not to let any little ones watch this as it does go a little dark here and there.....
For the rest of you - enjoy and welcome to the world....the green world of.....Green Simon!

Unusual Finds: A Window Of Heads

The WOP roving eye has been on patrol lately and has spotted this rather bizarre sight in Salisbury. A window of heads....why not! We thought it was quite Wop- worthy......

Ghostcatcher: Easter Special!

He's back once again! Eric Kiora returns with this seasonal special - once again hoping to track down paranormal activities.

In this episode, he visits the house of a man who is convinced he has been possessed by the spirit of the comedian Groucho Marx....

Christmas WOP: Neville's World

Our Neville is getting quite excited about Christmas - he has something quite 'good' in store for us on Christmas Eve, but while we anticipate that - here's a seasonal one off.... 'Neville's World'.

In this, he looks at some of the strange oddities and weirdness found in the world!

Or more to the point - his world.

Christmas WOP: Nev's World Of Plastic

Our very own toothed buffoon heard that there was a Plastic Exhibition at the community centre in Riddingspoon Vale, so armed with a WOP Starter Camera and a fork - he went along to see what they had to show....

Nev was so impressed with the wealth of plastic tat on display, he noted in particular two of the exhibits.

''Look at this beauty! Plastic Man!!!! The ultimate superhero - imagine having the powers to bend yourself into the shape of a chair or something. She's in great condition, such a lovely cover. I'd love to get my hands on her and bend the pages tee hee!''

''I am not sure what these are, they look like some kind of rain hat. Perhaps an item of head wear for canaries in wet weather? It doesn't matter - they look nice and practical too!''

Nev is now getting quite tea towel set about an exhibition of eggcups coming in the New Year.

''You could say I am quite egg - happy about it. Excited. Egg - cited. Doesn't matter.''

Let the good times continue!

Isn't it great to know that even in these tough times of recession, there is still great entertainment out there to keep the spirits up?!

With prices slashed left, right and centre, there are
great bargains to be had - as illustrated by this gem,
found in a local supermarket bargain bin!


Can you believe it?! Just £2.99!!!

(Actually, I can)

Rock on Tommy!

Halloween Humphrey

He lives in the basement. Behind the collection of old clothes and magazines that time forgot.

A tattered and torn piece of rolled-up, disintegrating carpet passes for a pillow; only the movement of the mice running over his weary old bones gives him any sense of warmth.

Welcome to Humphrey's world.

At night, you can hear him cry himself to sleep, his agonising, torturous wails resounding throughout the neighbourhood sewer system, as he laments his sad and lonely existance.

He longs for companionship, listening out for the only sounds with which he can identify.

No friends. No lovers. No deodorant.

But all this pales into insignificance when you witness his terrible affliction.

Watch if you dare...

Happy Halloween, Pooters!

More Things You Find! (Random Objects: #5)

Once again on an autumnal walk in the country today, I've found amongst the nature another strange growth in a field. Someone has planted a 'Wheat Crunchies' seed and is now thriving! I wander if our 'farmer' planned the flavour of the crisps, or left it to nature?

The Things You Find! (this could possibly evolve into a children's book at a later date).