Christmas 2013: TimeBear Confidential

So...did you watch tonight's Christmas Special of TimeBear? What did you think of the finale?

Here to discuss the finer points of that and other things - Tiny Whitefire talks to the starts of the show....

Tiny Whitefire Meets... Martin's Minicabs!

Tiny Whitefire returns for this interview with our resident self confessed salt addict and car headrest collector.....

Tiny Whitefire Meets...The Two Daves!

In our last episode of the interviews with Tiny Whitefire,  he ends on a high - literally - with the Two Daves! 

More new WOP stuff heading your way soon - with Halloween Specials hopefully!

Tiny Whitefire Meets...Alabama Footstool!

Once more - our resident interviewer probes another WOP guest - this time Alabama! 

Tiny Whitefire Meets....Eric Kiaora!

Tiny's back - and this time he's interviewing our resident spook searcher, Eric K. 

Tiny Whitefire Meets...Artbear!

Tiny returns with another interview - this time with our resident artist - Artbear! 

Tiny Whitefire Meets..... Nev!

In the first of a series of audio recordings, our DJ Tiny Whitefire meets Neville Cheestring for an informal chat and to see what the toothed one has been up to lately....

Introducing Andrew Peartree....On WOP FM!

It's time for yet another new character this week! Andrew Peartree is WOP FM's newest DJ having started his career in media 2 years ago working in Plidley Hospital radio.

Normally our Neville wouldn't like another new character taking the limelight from him, but this is different - he's on Andrew's show! And so is another.....quite a star this one - Sir Roger Moron OBE!
Yes, star of many spy films such as The Man With The Silver Pistol and countless sex comedies in the 70's.

Tune in.......!

Wop Christmas: Review Of 2011, with Kevin Ketley

As 2011 draws to it's conclusion, Kevin Ketley reviews some of the highlights of what's been an exciting and eventful year for WOP. We have been introduced to lots of new characters, some will reappear...some will not. Incidentally, we are running a fun poll to see who your personal fave character is..have a look at the top of this page!

So enjoy this look back at this year and reflect on your particular favourite bits!

Bill Ovsayle Interviews...Artbear!

Yes, another new character for you this week! Bill Ovsayle puts the questions to our own 'bear with brush' - Artbear.

Head To Head with Artbear

Another vintage find this week! The long running chat show from the 50's came to an abrupt end with this special interview with our very own furry artist Artbear. Hosted by Christmas Bear (Senior), this programme ran for an incredible 74 episodes interviewing the likes of Charles Laughton, Sir Laurence Olivier and even royalty - Martin Luther King.

Ahead of it's time, and with such a warm and witty host - this programme will go down in history as a landmark and pioneering piece of television.

However, five minutes with Artbear proved to be enough!

Enjoy this wonderful piece of history!

Christmas WOP: Q & A With N.C. and Dizzee Donut

We caught up with N.C (Neville Cheestring) and Dizzee Donut (real name unknown) after their recent chart success with their hit single 'WOP Groovez'. They were preparing for a T- Shirt signing in Oxford Street (Lipchester).

Our reporter posed the questions to the duo.....

Q: How did you get on when recording 'WOP Groovez'?

DD: Well it went fine but N.C's obsession with da studio toilet rolls made things well sad ya' know. That said, for a sad stylee - he did okay...considering this sort of sound isn't really his bag. What tunez are? Best not to lose da shut eye over dat innit.
N.C: Donut is right, I'm not really into this kind of music, or any really - but I thought this would be a good way to reach out to the youth. I like to reach out and touch 'em, you see.

Q: Neville, would you consider going to America for inspiration for the next single?

N.C: Is there going to be a follow up single then? Seriously, I don't know. We did okay with this one, I don't think we should push our luck. As my father said to me once ''Quit while you're alive, son'. I couldn't consider going abroad though - all that foreign food plays merry havoc with the you know what.
DD: I don't fink you'd go down too fly in da hood Nev!


Q: Dizzee, would you like to do another single with Neville?

DD: No. The guy is whack, man.

Q: What words of advice do you have for budding musicians out there who would like to be where you are?

N.C: Well, I think you should always eat your greens and wear a sensible pullover. Anything else is a bonus.
DD: You gotta reach into your soul and get da inspiration from your innermost feelings and emotions, then pour them out in your soundz. I grew up in the ghetto in Skitwick Ferrers, and I had to grow up fast. If you didn't have a gun or knife when you were 6, you'd be dead. I opted for a knife and I got shot. Retrospect is a gift. Bo!

Q: Finally boys, what are you working on now?
N.C: I am preparing my Christmas Story soon to be shown here on WOP, I'm getting quite tea towel set about it. I won't spoil anything but needless to say it'll be a story about Christmas.
DD: I am signing on next week. Whack....

Thanks boys - good luck to you both!

Into The Neville - The Nev Ups!!

How can we possibly follow up the Poot-tastic interview with our nerdy hero? Well, we can show you the 'bloopers' or 'nev- ups' or 'bits they should have left in'.

So sit back and crack open an egg...again...etc...

It'll be alright on the Nev. I'm sure they knew what they were doing.....

Into The Neville....

Well.....we've been requested to do a probing interview with our toothsome hero, and here it is! Interviewed by our newest character, former BBC Royal Correspondent Felicity Thornbush, our Nev' has opened up and reached into the vast magnolia recesses of his past. We're sure you'll be rather entertained by the results.

So sit back, crack open some eggs and breath in this special presentation.
You can almost smell it.