Monday, March 23, 2009

Into The Neville - The Nev Ups!!

How can we possibly follow up the Poot-tastic interview with our nerdy hero? Well, we can show you the 'bloopers' or 'nev- ups' or 'bits they should have left in'.

So sit back and crack open an egg...again...etc...

It'll be alright on the Nev. I'm sure they knew what they were doing.....





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Sunday, March 22, 2009

Into The Neville....

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Well.....we've been requested to do a probing interview with our toothsome hero, and here it is! Interviewed by our newest character, former BBC Royal Correspondent Felicity Thornbush, our Nev' has opened up and reached into the vast magnolia recesses of his past. We're sure you'll be rather entertained by the results.

So sit back, crack open some eggs and breath in this special presentation.

You can almost smell it.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Neville Introduces.....Fire Extinguisher Spotting!

Poor Nev. He does get a little confused sometimes. He wanted something more of
a challenge ..... something different.
So he decided to take up a new hobby....fire extinguisher spotting! Yes. Well, it's not our place to judge, so here's the man himself to tell you all about it.




''Ooooh yes, these beauties are a great start to my new found hobby. Nay - passion. Look at them, the colour...the practicality. Lovely red on them.
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''This is somewhat of a classic, the model BX-t6759. I particularly am drawn to the simplistic yet aesthetic qualities of her. Co2 or H20...I don't mind. It doesn't matter.''



Something of a catch! two of them. Lovely. You've got the modest yet sleek look of the Bx-g709 next to the bold, silver modern BX-g900! It doesn't get much better.''

More next time I expect, pooters!


Strange Place Names of Britain.....

Just flicking through an atlas the other day, I spotted a couple of very odd place names. I'm sure this will be the first in a series...who knows?


What next...'Stan'? 'Cedric'? or even.... 'Nev'?

I stand corrected - Kent does indeed have some odd place names.

Quite.



All maps: AA Britain Road Atlas 2009.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Latest Additions To WOP Catalogue...


Do you want a kagool like our Nev's? Well now you can! We've only got 50.000 of these cracking coats in our warehouse, so order yours today! Now available in Pixie,S,M,L,XL, XXL.XXXL and Good Lord.

Why not get one for a loved one? If you don't have any loved ones, then this is the perfect jacket for you....


So do it. Do it today.

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Neville - A look into the future...?


How is this possible? A new wave of NevFash*... long-lost relatives... time travel...?
Who knows. One thing's for certain - we have seen the future appearance of Mr. Cheestring, and he looks like this:






*NevFash is the increasingly common 'street lingo' that the kids are adopting these days, when referring to fashions modelled on our very own Nev. You may not like it, but Neville does... and that's all that matters really.





Into The Waterways - With Neville Cheestring


Something of an exclusive for you today, Pooters - the film Neville didn't want you to see!

Yes, that's right. Thanks to an onslaught of chinese burns to his left wrist, we managed to get hold of the unseen "Into The Waterways" episode - filmed on New Years Eve day last year. As you will see, not even Nev can keep the momentum going all of the time.

So sit back, kick off your deck shoes and, once it's buffered up, enjoy...


Into The Waterways - With Neville Cheestring


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