Crouching Tiger, Stumbling Fool

No doubt many of you film boffins will have seen this already, but it has
only just come to our attention. Oh, how we laughed!

All we can say is - better luck next time, dude.

Enjoy!

Rude Signs Revisited!

Many apologies to The World Of Poot for not posting anything for a fair while! I've been very busy with important social and alcohol based meetings. All for the cause I say!

In the meantime, before I do any serious poot-posting, here's yet another rude sign I saw on my travels...

This is more local, at Reculver Towers. It's engraved upon a stone tablet for eternity. Babbington has himself appreciated the ruined splendour of this beacon of the Kent coast, not to mention the groins.....

Groins..lol

Tony's Just Desserts

It's not all pasta and horses' heads in the world of mobster cuisine - seems the ol' Tonies have a softer side... and a sweet tooth!

(You focally-challenged types might like to click on the
image below to bring it up larger).

Just don't push your luck by asking for a Flake in your '99'!

Random Objects: #2 - A Case Of Crabs

Funny what you come across on a walk down by the water... I happened to be strolling along a jetty, when what should catch my eye but a fishing net and a plastic container:

So I looked a little closer:

And would you believe it - a case of crabs!

OK, so not technically a 'case'.
Now you're just being picky - work with me here!

The World's Most Worthless Money

I recently received this most gracious donation from our regular contributor and benefactor, Neville Cheestring:

Well, you can imagine my delight - it's not often I get a fake cheque where such effort has been made to make it look half convincing - hey, it's even made of rubber! So, er... yeah. Cheers, Nev. I've got my eye on you, sunshine - and not the glass one, neither.

Sad thing is, I was actually toying with the idea of trying to cash it in at my local bank - just to see the expression on their faces. Hmmm... there's still time... shall I...?!

Anyway, on the subject of worthless money (ah, seamless!), this bank note is actually genuine:


You can find out more about money that quite literally isn't worth the paper it's printed on here.

The WOP Hotel - Deluxe Refit Now Complete!

As many of you will know, WOP International - our product sales and marketing devision - warmly invites our corporate clients to stop overnight when on business in the area. To this end, we are pleased - nay, ecstatic! - to announce the superb new £40,000 renovation of our executive suites.

We have searched high and low (mainly low, actually), scouring car-boot sales and thrift shops for the kind of quality items we know out guests deserve - and expect! From the choicest fine art pieces to the latest electronic entertainment devices, we've cut many no corners in order to bring you these latest improvements.

But enough chitty-chatty. No doubt you are dying to find out just what we've been up to 'behind the scenes'! Well wait no longer, friends, because we are proud to unveil the exciting new transformations with this online exclusive!

Whether you simply wish to sit
back and enjoy our hand-picked,
thought-provoking artwork:

... Or listen to your favourite broadcasts
on these state-of-the-art Grundig Sonoclock 220
alarm clock/radio units:


Maybe the television is more your thing?
You can now benefit from a choice of 3
- yes 3! - exciting channels:


Quietly read by atmospheric lighting...


... Or get prepared and create the perfect
crease in tomorrow's trousers, with the
Bentley Type CH 535 wall-mounted press:


Are you a traditionalist? No problem!
With a complimentary iron in every
room, all tastes are accounted for:


You'll want to make use of our luxurious
bathroom facilities.
From (splash-proof?) Linolite Relax-Lite
illumination, complete with
electric shaver point:


To the glorious Triton T80 power
shower unit with hot and cold water:

Super-Glide quick-adjust rail
fitted as standard, naturally:


And don't forget the Quick-Squit
rapid soap dispenser!


We've even provided some abstract art
for you to enjoy whilst getting those
nooks and crannies clean!


Round off the perfect evening of pampering
with the Northmace 800 industrial hair dryer...


... And a stiff drink in one of our
almost-matching 'his and hers' plastic beakers:

- The WOP Hotel -
Come back!
Soon.

Test Card Get's New Look!

WOP reporters can exclusively reveal that our very own Neville has been chosen to be the new face of the Test Card for British Television.

To think, he'll be on tv sets all round the country (except Somerset).......

Go for it Nev!