Christmas WOP: Banking With A Smile

Well pooters - our roaving reporters once again spotted this gem in a Kent town centre recently....now this bank gets my money!

Yes.

Christmas WOP: A Christmas Carol

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Finally, the WOP production team are back! We promised you something big..well....this IS big. Epic one might say. Grandiose even.

To celebrate the return of WOP and I suppose Christmas should get a mention too - WOP proudly present 'A Christmas Carol' starring our very own Neville Cheestring as Ebeneezer Cheestring and narrated by Kevin Ketley.

Pooters, it doesn't get any bigger or better than this - and for that, we're sorry.

So let us rejoice in the return of WOP and Nev, and kick start the countdown to Christmas.

Crank the play button, let it stream a little and enjoy :)

Dreadful Behaviour!

We here at WOP humbly apologise, there hasn't been any posts since February! What can we say? 'Bananas'. Oh and 'hampton'.

In other words, we have been rather busy with....ahem...real life commitments. But rest assured, normal business will be resolved very soon.....

I heard that Nev is planning something but he isn't letting on. He simply said ''It's going to be...something''.

As for the rest of the posse? Well, I'm afraid disarray has set in! Kevin Ketley was sent off to Malaga to report on the Tortilla Flinging Championships but has not checked in. Des Silverfish is looking at opening a used car lot in Bending, and even the other half of the WOP squad Babbington has announced that he would like to join the Mongolian Circus and their travelling fragrant monkeys.

So it's up to Nev to hold things together with his string vest!

Oh dear....

New posts coming soon Pooters (hopefully!)

WOP TV - the year ahead.....!

The fantastic world of WOP TV has everything you want - quality dramas, comedies and in-depth probing documentaries.

As well as all too familiar faces - we get a sneak peek at a new WOP character - Des Silverfish - the face of WOP-up TV, the shopping channel!

Here are a few choice highlights of what to expect in this exciting new year.....

Special credits go to Moggymogg for her camera work!

Neville's Valentine!

Well, just as we wipe the snow of Christmas of our boots, another Valentine's Day is on the horizon.... Yes, it's that time of the year when love is in the air.

It's nature's way of cushioning the blow of tax returns, stock taking and seeing the poor state of your bank balance after the festive feasts and whatnot.

Neville loves Valentine's Day - it's a time when he can be with his Flossie, providing she lets him near the house of course.

So with the help of our Nev, we've come up with a special poem dedicated to lovers....

'Tis that wonderful time for loving, that moment of shy tenderness,

Nev wants to show his love to Flossie, of trains - he must confess.

But she is his other love, one which the tide will never drown,

He'd like to take her to dinner, at the station buffet at Stourbridge Town.

A pork pie snack and a Wagon Wheel, and maybe more than food,

'A ramble in the country?' Nev suggests, being rude.

Cupid fires his arrows at Flossie's elbow - he's missed by a mile!

But Neville picks up the arrow and carresses it for a while.

'Where will you stick that arrow Nev?' Flossie asked in fear,

Nev stuttered 'I need no magic, Flo - I've got you deep in here...'

He pointed to his chest, showing where dwells his heart,

But he forgot that he was holding Cupid's enchanted dart.

So off to hospital they hurriedly went, upon which Nev lost a lot of blood,

Ruined was his favourite anorak - the one with the detachable hood,

But a happy ending was to be, with Flossie by his bedside,

He heard a Class 270 pass, with joy he almost cried.

Happy Valentine's Day Pooters!

Nev's New Hobby For 2010: Water Hydrant Spotting.

As the title suggests, this is Neville's new craze - water hydrant spotting! He got into it during a countryside ramble over Christmas and decided to document the types of hydrants and locations across the country.

''To be fair, I've only seen these three, but I am on the look out for many more!'' The goof stuttered. ''I want to get a folio together of all the hydrants in the country - I think the black 'h' on the yellow plaque is a wonderful design and it makes me tingle''.

As ever Nev, you know what you're doing.......

I think World Of Poot fans would like to know when your first video for 2010 is going to be!

Nev makes no comment.

First post of 2010!

We here at World Of Poot would like to wish everyone a....

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!!!!!