Something is definitely amiss here at World Of Poot Headquaters. First there was the Windowsill Of Death incident and now...
During a routine piece of maintenance in the South Wing drawing room, our resident electrician - Bob Spark - was horrified to discover yet more terrifying scenes of insect demise.
When interviewed by the local Death Squad, headed up by Chief Inspector Detective Hammer Von Clark, Mr. Spark said "Oh, it was awful. Just awful. I mean, I've seen a few sights in my time. All it needs is those extra 20 watts of energy and... well... you just wouldn't want to be in their shoes. Err... hang on - do insects wear shoes?"
If you are of a nervous disposition, or just don't like the thought of chargrilled bug, you might like to look away now.
Oh, the humanity!