Funny what you find at the end of the garden, isn't it?
This poor critter appears to be feeling a little deflated, a mere
trace of its former self:
But just what do we have here? Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
No, clearly not.
I'm not an expert, and I have not yet performed an autopsy,
but I'm guessing this is an ex-puddy tat.
Closer inspection may lead our keen roadkill enthusiasts to confirm this status:
Poor old Tiddles! Still, it's what he would have wanted.
(Disclaimer: No animals were harmed in the gathering
of our research; this one was already a gonner!)