Monday, September 1, 2008

Babbington Imposter Revealed!

The WOP Police have been working tirelessly to get hold of the vandal that has been erm... vandalising out streets nationwide. And yesterday, he was caught in the act!

We can reveal that the imposter was Frank Dolby, 46 from Spittle.

The reasons for doing this are still unclear, but he was seen been carried away in the police van screaming 'I did it all for art...'.

So who is 'art'? Perhaps he was avenging someone..who knows, but we're glad to say that it's all over now and there will be never any more news of the Babbington Vandalism again...



Babbington said...

Ah ha! Justice at last!

Well, if it isn't my old nemesesesis Dolby - I always suspected there was a faint hiss about the man!

I mean, all you need to do is look deep into his eye to know that he is clearly a very shady character!

Lobster-Mitch said...

No fear - he's behind bars now! (Yes, due to overcrowding in our prisions, he has a job as a bartend in 'Dirty Dicks' Niteclub, Thumpford). He does have a tag though, and if he does anywhere near a wall with a spray can, it gives him a 367.000.0000 volt shock. That should do it.