World Of Poot Dating
''You can really meet 'em!''
Here are this month's selection of hapless singletons looking for love.
Edna, 36, From Shepwick.
''I like food and plenty of it, so my prospective partner will have to wine and dine me every 20 minutes. Non smokers please''.
Trevor, 28 From Plootford.
''I'm a real life action man, and have a highly dangerous job working in sewerage production. So I like to live on the edge and pop to the pictures once a month, mad I know!''
Frabov, 30 From Stips.
''I am a refugee from Nikkersoff and need a woman with her own place to house my fifteen kids'.
Neville, 34 From Stains.
''I would like to meet a female of the species, with her own teeth for fun days out. She has to have a body on her, snarf snarf!''
That's it for this time - remember if you don't like what you see in this month's edition, come again next month for more of the same!