WOP 'Special' Christmas Message.....

It's Christmas!!!!!!! Oh yes, it's finally here...and what better way to bring in the festivities than to sit back, eat stuff you'd never ever dream of eating any other time of the year and drink yourself to oblivion. And while you're at it - watch our Christmas Message from the one and only Neville! (in the only way he possibly can...).

So roll out the turkey Mother - it's Neville Time!

Happy Christmas Pooters!!!

PS: so delighted was he with the previous post, Neville has expressed his gratitude to the kind comments and feedback and has pledged £4 to a charity that repairs anoraks.

WOP is 100 today!

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Seasons Greetings, pooters! And behold... World Of Poot has reached it's 100th-post! And just in time for Christmas, too. Feel free to jump up and down in jubilation - just mind your head on the chandelier.

Apologies for the lack of activity recently - the badgers got loose again and, well, I don't have to tell you just what slippery little blighters they can be. Suffice it to say, we have spent the best part of this month (and the not-so-best bits, too, actually) trying to round them up! But order has now been restored - and they are safely tucked up in their trees once again.

Aaaanyway, we're all very excited here at WOP HQ, and everyone is well and truely in festive spirit. With just days to go until Santa does his best to squeeze his big fat behind down out non-existent - but seasonally required - chimney, it's time to think about the annual Christmas party.

The WOP team are hard at work... Among the duty officers, Kevin is in charge of party games, being the sporty type. Barry is taking care of the 'round-the-fireplace' story telling. And word has it that Dave and Nige might even put in a surprise appearance (in which case, erm, it's not going to be much of a surprise, is it?!)

"What about Neville?", you may ask... Ahh yes, Neville. Well... oh dear.

Poor old Nev. He wanted something to do, bless him. Just had to be a part of the action. So, given that this is the season of good will and drunken debauchery, we gave in. "Fine, you can do the decorations", we said, "just as soon as you're finished doing your own back home". Well, that was the first mistake. After 3 days of silence, Mitch decided to nip round to Nev's bachelor pad to see if he was alright.

The scene that greeted him would have been quite sad, nay horrific, had it had not been so amusing. A real-life case of 'where's Wally?' if ever there was one - and with a festive twist, too!

To get a better idea of the whole shocking affair, click on the picture to big-up your Nev.


More seasonal antics to follow!

Babbington's World Of Shirts Special!

Oooh, as we edge closer to our 100th post, we thought we'd share this 'special' gallery of images of shirts as worn by our very own Babbington. We caught up with him parading his glorious collection, from floral swirls to flashy primaries.....

I think you'll agree that he looks the part.

Now we await inspiration for the next landmark post!!

Post No# 98!

Well..... (in the words of Kevin Ketley).... we're almost at our 100th post!!! Would you believe it? I know I don't. Seriously, I don't.

After this post we're only two away from that milestone, so we'd better think of something monumentous to mark that. We're not promising anything of course... It's possible that our Neville might be dragged into it again.

Perhaps you've got some ideas about what you'd like to see in our 100th post? Perhaps you don't too.

Also, let's get some ideas going for our 1000th post, which admitedly is a bit away yet, but it's best to be prepared.

And now, a random image......

Neville buffs up!

After the runaway success of Into The Wild, our man Neville Cheestring has decided that he needs to build on his image. Obviously, we think he's fine just the way he is; after all, how can you improve on perfection, right?! Still, Nev is having none of it.

On my visit to the gym today, I bumped into our self-proclaimed 'Wild Man of WOP'. Actually, truth be told, he bumped into me - true to form, of course. Naturally, I was surprised to see him there - goodness knows the man can't even lift a bag of sugar with two hands! - so I asked just what he was playing at. His answer - "I think I may be a little bit lost".

Well, quite.

Still, I have to say, you're looking good there Nev - especially with the body bronzing! And thanks again for letting us publish this promo photo!

He also directed me to this wonderful footage of his prankster pal...

I don't know... You people!