Valentines Day with Nev and Floss....

It's Valentines Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!
This weekend saw the celebration of St. Valentony and all things lovely and fluffy.
Our toothsome hero, Neville Cheestring went out with his dearheart, Flossie Setsquare (who he calls his little 'Dental Floss').

It was to be a perfect day, well that was the plan. However, some rather unorthadox propositions from our Nev' was met with....well - let's let the pictures speak for themselves!
Love is.......spending two hours in casualty in a neck brace. Still, she knew what she was doing.......

Neville: '' I wanted to choose accomodation close to the railway station (two single rooms of course - and a bolster in the dividing wall to be sure) but Flossie wanted to be close to the bus station. Clearly this caused major friction and proved to be a vital turning point in our relationship...''

Neville: '' All in all, an unexpected outcome to the day, however all is not lost. The doctor (who was a Star Trek fan) said that my neck brace can come off in a few weeks. In the meantime, I am at home, watching back to back episodes of 'The Greatest Train Journies In The Maidenhead District.''

One wonders if this incident marks the end of this fledgling relationship? Only time will tell of course, and providing there is an adequate buffet service and first class travel.....