Monday, June 29, 2009

The morning after the pootage before


Well, Pooters... how are your heads feeling today, following
the weekend's Birthday celebrations?

Mine is still where it should be - which is something - but as you can imagine, some of the team did not come out the other end quite so well! Still, we all had a good time - and that really is all that matters!

If you are anything like our Kevin Ketley, your first priority upon waking this morning would have been to reach for the medicine cabinet. But what greeted you when you got there?
Bare shelves? Used cotton wool buds? Half-empty
tubes of petroleum jelly?

I thought so.

You may well have thought to yourself... "Them kids is up t' summat".
And you'd be right.

DON'T PANIC!!!

We saw this coming!

Which is why we set our boffins to work... oooh... literally 'some'
time ago, to help dig you out of the foolish mess we knew you'd land yourselves in.

And so, WOP International proudly presents...


Didn't see that coming, did ya, kid?!


3 comments:

Lobster-Mitch said...

Another brilliant Poot-post!! Those pesky child theives lol. Goldilocks would be quivering in her socks looking at this device.
I spotted a couple of Poot-worthy things today on my travels to the mighty Ramsgate again lol! I tell you, that town is very WOP friendly lol.
:)

Anonymous said...

And about time too! The public has needed a device of this nature for years!

Lobster-Mitch said...

Yep, those child theives are pure vermin. Thank the gravy for WOP! :)